I was walking to work and was caught in between Don’t Walk signs where I didn’t know which was going to change and I can cross either way to get towards my destination. When I learned quickly that I couldn’t cross going West as a Bus honked at my stupid ass, I hopped back onto the sidewalk to continue going North when BLAM-SPLATS-MO! a low construction sign hit me on the top of the head. Of course the shock of the impact made me react 20x worse than I should have, and I picture me to look like an overreacting retard. You’re welcome New York for the comic relief.
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