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What Can Brown Do For You?

I’m a simple man. Brown and different. And in New York. Anything I say will offend you at any given moment. But rest assured- this is just me not being serious. Don’t take it personally. I hate every and anyone, “equal opportunity hater” as the streets would say.

Likes: long walks and longer turds…very relieving

Hates: rude New Yorkers. I find the good in everyone, but holy crap is it hard in NY!

Eats: meat and some veggies

Wacks off: at random intervals

Favorite word: “wood”

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5 Responses

  1. “Likes: long walks and longer turds‚Ķvery relieving”

    hahahahha…

    *pukes*

  2. Glad to see you embracing your brown-ness. Only brown men are capable of being tres obnoxious.

    • Tres obnoxious? Sure. Just Brown men? Nay. Typical male New Yorker that misunderstood the meaning of “being honest” for “being blunt”? Aye, that’s where the truth lay. I’m just breaking down the color barriers- brown people are sarcastic/cool, too.

  3. Hi, nice to meet you !

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