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I’m Awake Now

It’s 4AM EST. I’m awake. “But why, Brownman? You don’t have to be up until 5:46AM as per your alarm clock…”

You’re correct, fictional commenter. But why don’t you ask Mrs. Brownman over there next to me in bed why I’m up. Oh wait, she’s sound asleep. Well good for her. But unbeknownst to her, it was the Mrs.’ fault your hero here lies awake. You see, the mofo elbowed me in the right eye as she turned in deep slumber.

I literally saw a bright flash as she did it. I’m awake. In in pain. Thanks goodness my balls where not in jeapordy either.

2 Responses

  1. We’re even since you dropped your phone on my face.

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