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Protocol for the Bunghole


[17:34] Tex Mex: after u poop, do u ever worry there is something left behind?

[17:34] Brownman: duh

[17:34] Tex Mex: or some left inside the area u can’t clean?

[17:34] Brownman: i assume its dirty
[17:34] Brownman: why kid ourselves? aint anything that can clean it as best as you like
[17:34] Brownman: except a shower
[17:35] Brownman: or finger popping urself

[17:35] Tex Mex: so what do u do
[17:35] Tex Mex: how do u clean

[17:35] Brownman: what do i do? i pray Mrs. Brownman dont wanna bone and take a shower ASAP

[17:35] Tex Mex: at work…how do u clean
[17:35] Tex Mex: up to down or down to up

[17:36] Brownman: wait which way is down
[17:36] Brownman: isnt it “back to front? front to back?”

[17:36] Tex Mex: well right; “front to back” or “back to front”

[17:36] Brownman: oh ok i thought u were hanging from the stalls wiping ur ass
[17:36] Brownman: i wipe front to back
[17:36] Brownman: away from the balls
[17:37] Brownman: that area is still not compromised
[17:37] Brownman: i may not be able to bone right away, but if she wants to offer oral
[17:37] Brownman: im good to go

[17:37] Tex Mex: LOl
[17:37] Tex Mex: LOL
[17:37] Tex Mex: but have u ever cleaned
[17:37] Tex Mex: and went to bathroom and just decide to clean, do u have that happen?

[17:38] Brownman: wait…just go to the bathroom just to clean?
 
[17:38] Tex Mex: yea 

[17:38] Brownman: not poop
[17:38] Brownman: just clean
[17:38] Brownman: if i know im gonna get oral pleasures i do

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2 Responses

  1. I think I read somewhere that Dr. Oz said if you get shit on your hands you wouldn’t wipe it off with a dry paper towel. You’d wash your hands thoroughly. So why wouldn’t you do the same to your bum? Good point, right?

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