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“See this hand?” Coworker said as he raised his left hand and pointed to the base of his middle finger. “This finger in particular hurts. It’s as though every time I touch it there’s no skin…only bone. It hurts that much.”

“Hmm,” I pondered. “Are you a lefty or righty?”

“No no, I’m a righty. So it’s not from doing this,” he gestured a masturbatory motion with his right hand.

“Ah. Well then you have exhausted all my theories as to why you feel like this.”

“You are a true friend, Brownman. Thanks for listening.”

“Now go hit that restroom, Coworker. Hit it like you’ve never hit it before!”

“You’re a dick. I’m not going to masturbate at work.”

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2 Responses

  1. He’s been flipping off Cunt behind her back too much

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