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Country Discrepancy


Must be a discrepancy in countries: Cunt of a boss frequently gets locked out of her office. It’s the most funniest thing. She opens her door in the morning, steps away, and the door closes behind her oh-so-subtly. Some theories:

-She’s the devil and the door is trying to ward her off from entering

-She doesn’t even deserve an office because she sucks as a manager…she can’t even manage to keep a door opened

-Her ego pulls the door closed behind her due to gravitational force

-She’s a cunt

All this Russian needs to do is get a door stopper and the door – by way of some magical American force – will stay opened. You can’t tell me they don’t have stoppers in Siberia…

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