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Halloween is for Brownmen

I sent out this e-mail to those that I’ll be hanging out with this holiday weekend:

“To those of you on this e-mail, you are involved with my weekend. Welcome.

Being involved with my Halloween weekend, I have only one request.

Do NOT fuck up my high.

You were invited into my social life, thus, I don’t want to see:
>screw face
>sour puss
>having to leave early

If you have to ask: “will this fuck up Brownman’s high”?

Well if you have to ask, then yes. You’re gonna fuck it up. Don’t be a fuck up.

I promise this to be the most fun you have your entire year.


Brownman: hope ur sis isnt offended by the e-mail I just sent…it wasnt directed to anyone specific. my sis was on it too, u and Tex Mex.
Brownman: hmm i might run into my mom…i should fwd the email to her

Mrs. Brownman: wth you’re saying I fuck up your high?

Brownman: Noooo


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