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Woman Glues Eyes Shut

Once again, women prove they don’t pay attention to anything ever:


“Woman Mistakes Superglue for Eyedrops”

Classic. It’s an old chick who takes drops post-cataract surgery. Ok, your 2 seconds of feeling sorry for her are over. This commenter on the post said it exactly right:

“or how about you don’t keep your superglue next to your eye drops. It’s like not keeping your hemorrhoid cream next to your toothpaste or your rice next to your bowl of maggots.”

The chick eventually had paramedics flush out the glue before anything serious happened. Let’s all collectively agree to never get old.


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