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Ready To Leave Work for the Day


Brownman: 10 more min
c’mon
COME ON

Sent at 5:25 PM on Monday

Brownman: im gonna rape the clock
cmon
im comin
im comin

Sent at 5:27 PM on Monday

Brownman: im gonna nut
4 minutes till i nut all over the hand clock as i punch out

Sent at 5:32 PM on Monday

Brownman: my hands will secrete exit juices in pure euphoria as i leave the building
Brownman: shh! u hear that? that’s the sound of my departure. sure, it sounds like a fart, but feels like a dream

Mrs. Brownman: lol ew baby! just ew

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2 Responses

  1. I hope it was everything you wanted it to be.

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