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Toilet Talk: Post Run


Yup, blogging from the toilet after hitting the treadmill. It sucks. I think a friend of mine mentioning how he had to take a huge droppable load after running one night triggered something in my bowels to do the same.

It’s all that consumes your mind when you realize that you have to go mid-run. Then all the songs on your iPod seem to be about dumping: of a significant other, of drinks down your throat, of dance moves onto the floor…Lady Gaga was supposed to chime “Just Dance” but instead I heard “Just Dump…you gotta doo doo and just dump”.

What’s equally crappy is having to spread toilet paper on the seats because your ass is too sweaty. I wouldn’t want future Brownman or present Mrs. Brownman to sit on my sweat.

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