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The Vag’s Plants

Dude. This dunt of a hoe who is the Vag of the VagCunt monster at work decides to put up plants on top of our cubes which share a wall. These plants are attracting fruit flies or some variation of it that is VERY annoying.

And when you tell her they attract flies?

“No it’s not.”

Oh so I killed 4 imaginary flies today? How do you deal with this? I am likely leaning towards killing the plants…but it’d be obvious that either me or the guy behind me killed them. Why the flying fuck does one need plants anyway? Office décor? Supplies oxygen for a better work place? Neither seems to be effective so far.


One Response

  1. We had the same problem at BS. They had to get rid of the plants and like that, problem solved.

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