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Women Drivers Are Scary

Sorry ladies. You female drivers are the scariest suckers ever. I fear you as much as losing half to you in divorce. Women are the most timid scaredy cats when it comes to a bug or horror flick…but put them behind the wheel and they are just brave.

Parallel parking becomes a bumper car game that they blame on the parked cars for being in the way. They bob and weave out of traffic as well as they do out of getting caught cheating on their mate. They simply use the car as a weapon when turning or changing lanes. It’s as though they close their eyes and drive or didn’t use their own money to but their death machine car.


2 Responses

  1. Good luck to everyone!

  2. you forgot chinese? no?

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