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Twice the Idiot

1) I got home from my parents and had to call my mother to bring my house keys over because I forgot it at her house. I called Fifi (fiancée) to let me into the house and as soon as I got in, I found the keys in my front pocket.

2) We drove a few blocks when I realized I left my phone at home. I didn’t feel it in any of my pockets. I had to turn around and risk being late to work. I got into the house and felt my phone in my back pocket.



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