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Not On My Yard

We had people over for a surprise bridal shower this past weekend as I mentioned. And since it was our house, I totally liquored up. Good stuff. But then Fifi (fiancée) had the nerve to say I went to take a leak at the side of our house rather than going to the bathroom inside a few feet away.

I told her, there’s no ounce of white trash on me so there’s no way I’d pee anywhere on our own property. Never. I’m ghetto, and would go into other people’s backyard to do this, but never my own. I explained to her I was gone for so long because I thought something was thrown out mistakenly so I was busy looking for it.


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