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Another Lost & Found E-mail


“Please be advised that a men’s High School ring was found in the second floor ladies room. Please come by, if you believe this item is yours.

If this item is not claimed within 14 days, it will be discarded.”

A men’s ring found in the ladies room. What the hell is going on at my job? What excuse do you give if you’re the dude claiming the ring? “Oh, it was my ring that I gave to my sweetheart who lost it in the ladies room as I plowed her from behind.”

It’s the only excuse I can imagine working.

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2 Responses

  1. Go get it, brownman. You know you wanted to the second you heard the memo.

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