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Random Work E-mail Notification

I love our HR e-mails/updates. I might have to make a category for them:

“To the owner of a Ford Explorer (license plate number Xxx 1234) parked near the Warehouse section of the building, your vehicle’s rear passenger window fell out.

If you happen to know who the owner of this vehicle is, please pass this message to them immediately. Thank you.”

Rear passenger window just “fell out”. How do they know that the window fell out rather than got smashed or something? They got CSI on the scene? Grisham said a one-liner like “This case has just been rear-ended”?


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