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A forwarded email to me. Woman’s lame point of view:

He said to me …. . I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it
I said to him …… You wear pants don’t you?

He said to me ……… Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said ….. That’s a good idea – you stand by the stove and sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing but fart.

He said to me……. What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ……. Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me……. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
I said to him …. They don’t have time.

He said to me… Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
I said to him ….. They already have boyfriends.

He said…What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said….. A widow.

He said to me….. Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ….. Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what’s in bed and go to the fridge.


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