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Toilet Talk: G Force


In spirit of the Winter Olympics that I’m not watching, I’m taking an olympic-sized dump. With serious g-force that’s speeding down the luge. I felt like I dropped a uterus- I refuse to look down and confirm I lost a real organ like my intestine.

I had so much trouble just hanging out on the couch and clenching the cheeks while dozing off. I think I dropped farts while Fifi and I watched TV. My bad.

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