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Did You Fart?


…was Fifi’s question when she got into the car as I picked her up from the train station.

“Um, maybe…I forget…” I said as I opened the car window for her benefit.

“You ‘forget’? How?”

“Well I’ve been in the car for a while, and I didn’t really ‘smelt it’ so I can’t tell if I ‘dealt it’…”

“Oh, because I have been smelling farts all day long on the trains so I don’t know if it’s just been the trains or-”

I rolled the windows up. “Yea not me. Let’s go.”

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