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Birthday Sex


Like any other day, I’m a horny little buggar. But today I am entitled to be outwardly boned up because it’s my birthday. And there is even a black people song out there that says I’m entitled to some birthday sex.

It’ll be an obstacle today, because my sister-by-law is staying with us for the weekend. Which means the couch is off limit unless she’s sleeping. Hmm. What time do teenagers wake up? I think we can rock the couch, but I guess by laws of physics I’ll need my partner to also be awake. That’s tricky- she’ll sleep through our own wedding if she could.

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