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Fashion Advice

I’ve been getting more involved with the clothes Fifi (fiancée) has been buying. I realize that places like Charolette Russe and other lame stores have been poisoning our women with what is to be conceived as “in style”. Ladies, if your dress has multiple flaps running vertically or horizontally: consider what else flaps. That’s right: your vagina. So you’ll look like a walking loose vagina in you’re new dress, hope you enjoy. I am putting my foot down: only one vagina on my woman, and she won’t wear it on her sleeve.


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