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This Week In Subway Review

-Again, every last train was delayed. How do three consecutive trains carry more people in it that the first?

-These new train cars have spacious door entries and shy away from that obnoxious format of old F trains that were made for midgets* and Japanese people. However, the seats have this posture-correcting hump along the back resting area that is killing my back.

-We encountered a woman that got on one stop on our express train and began Jesus-testifying at the top of her lungs. One passenger actually yelled back at her after 20 minutes to shut up as we are not in church. See the culprit below.

*See last week’s review to make sense of why little people are awkward.


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