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10 Things I Hate About New Jersey: No Left Turns and the Jersey Roads


I’ll start off simple: I really hate the fact that there are no left turns in New Jersey on many roads. Instead, you need to permanently drive in the right lane should you need to take a road designated to take you off road and eventually allow you your left turn at a light. A “jug handle” they’re called. So if you finally spot a restaurant or gas station you need to get to on the opposite road behind but it’s separated by a road island and a simple left turn…you’re best bet is to drive 2 miles further to finally make that U-turn. What the hell?

We also ventured on the Garden State Parkway that is just queer. They tell you to stay in an EZ Pass lane if you have one. But then the parkway divides and on the right some people have to stop and pay toll- yet there is no exit. So here I am, in the EZ Pass lane bypassing this toll that just joins the road again- but that toll also has one for EZ Pass people also. So why 2 EZ Pass lanes? Why the toll? What the hell?

And the tolls. The endless amount of tolls. The major roads require tolls. For a state that takes all my toll money, you’d expect a nice experience and no shitty areas. But let’s face it- New Jersey is one hell hole that should be revoked of its membership to these United States.

I have much more to hate about New Jersey, the Brown Man in his New York City is not done. So far I hate their roads and tolls. BOILS my water. This state makes NO sense.

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