• Top Rated

  • Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.

    Join 9 other followers

Segway and Me


Fifi’s (fiancee’s) family brought a Segway to Cape Cod for our vacation this weekend as they did last year. The move is a bold one: last year Fifi’s cousin broke his leg on this machine which was meant to go only a certain speed and not be toyed around with. Well this cousin felt differently and went speeding with very little light outside until the Segway flung him off and ended his vacation abruptly.

Sis in law went riding on the Segway down the street passed neighboring cottages as I called next. This made Fifi nervous since I don’t have any insurance. After sis in law got back I hopped on. As I rode I thought how weird this picture is to the neighbors. A white girl just passed by them on a strange machine and now the only dark man for miles is on it.

A) Did he steal it?
B) Where’d he bury the white girl?

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: