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Wife Beatin’ Minorities

At Virginia Beach I noted that not only did I wear a wife beater to the beach, but so did every other minority including my male cousins. I wonder if it’s the sense of security a wife beater provides us minorities, because I know it isn’t our bodies. Even the skinniest African American homeboy was wearing a wife beater on the beach. Meanwhile, every white male was bare chested and exposing their man boobs with a badge of honor. Some chose to wear a t-shirt.

It’s weird how minorities have adopted the red neck-popular fashion and bring it to the beach. I personally like the wife beater because I feel I offend people with my chest hairs and hershey nipples- they aren’t as color starved as the white man’s pink droplets. Plus a wife beater provides great boob support.


2 Responses

  1. Minorities in Canada don’t wear wife beaters. They do have a fascination with speedos though.

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