I’m a simple man. Brown and different. And in New York. Anything I say will offend you at any given moment. But rest assured- this is just me not being serious. Don’t take it personally. I hate every and anyone, “equal opportunity hater” as the streets would say.
Likes: long walks and longer turds…very relieving
Hates: rude New Yorkers. I find the good in everyone, but holy crap is it hard in NY!
Eats: meat and some veggies
Wacks off: at random intervals
Favorite word: “wood”
“Likes: long walks and longer turds…very relieving”
hahahahha…
*pukes*
Buddy! Long time bro! Sorry, that was me letting my guard down in a rare touching moment…
Glad to see you embracing your brown-ness. Only brown men are capable of being tres obnoxious.
Tres obnoxious? Sure. Just Brown men? Nay. Typical male New Yorker that misunderstood the meaning of “being honest” for “being blunt”? Aye, that’s where the truth lay. I’m just breaking down the color barriers- brown people are sarcastic/cool, too.
Hi, nice to meet you !