Shh. If you listen closely you’ll hear me giving back to Virginia all the food they so graciously gave me. Thank you, and you’re welcome.
No wonder all the people on the beach here barely fit into their bathing suits and max out their muffin top allowance on their shorts: the portions of the breakfast alone is crazy! I had my sphinkter ready to rid itself of breakfast for a while as I sat on the beach. Everything isn’t just bigger in Texas, it’s big down south. People are bigger, that is.
Okay, flush away Brown Man. Flush away.
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