As I go through life with no job, I wonder what lies in store for me. I have deep thoughts that get thunk in deep moments.
So we’re driving and for the duration of our trip I had the serious urge to let out a strong nose piercing fart but I think twice as I don’t wish such war on Fifi (fiancée) sitting next to me. I figure when we get out of the car for a restroom break I’ll let ‘er rip. But as if keen to my plan, my taint tightens and nothing comes out as I timed.
Then came another opportunity when Fifi and I changed driving duties. I thought I’d take a walk and throw out the trash while passing my own inner trash. Nope. No luck. Now I got tummy pains. WTF.
Filed under: Health, Hygiene, The Shit Show | Tagged: funny, Health, Hygiene, life, random, world, wtf
