Brownman: so i have a few moments to talk
Brownman: before i gotta leave…so let’s talk serious.
Bellies: ok
Brownman: in order to have sex with your girl again, you must give up masturbation
Brownman: would you?
Brownman: you cant dump her
Brownman: so ur stuck with her no matter what
Bellies: well can i have sex at will with her?
Bellies: and on her rag days, get handjobs?
Brownman: for this exercise
Brownman: she has sex as she normally does
Brownman: she’s same woman you know today
HEAD: FUCK THE MASTURBATION
HEAD: WAIT….
HEAD: CAN U RUB URSELF OVER UR UNDERWEAR?
HEAD: NOT MASTURBATING…
Brownman: u can rub urself on her…as long as she allows it
Bellies: ok
HEAD: CAN U RUB URSELF?
Bellies: no masturbation man
Brownman: u cant do anything to urself
HEAD: THAT IS NOT MASTURBATION
HEAD: WHAT IF I USED A BROOM?
Brownman: rubbing is masturbation
Brownman: and um…
Brownman: where is this broom going?
Brownman: u can go to town with your broom and ass, if that’s a good substitute for wacking off
HEAD: USE THE BROOM TO SWEEP MY CARPET
Brownman: nice
Brownman: so what’s the answer boys?
HEAD: I GIVE UP MASTURBATION FUCK IT
HEAD: NOTHING BEATS A NICE WET PUSSY
Brownman: you still get them wet?
Bellies: I give up masturbation too
HEAD: NICE
HEAD: U BROWNMAN?
HEAD: UR ANSWER
Brownman: i am reluctantly going to give masturbating
Brownman: sigh
Brownman: i mean, i’ll miss the comfort of my snake-in-hand
Bellies: lol
HEAD: LOL
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